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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rd
The Free Buffet of
Corporate Police State
When you meet a stranger, kill him.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nukls-Andwicz

Population31.994 billion

CapitalShytehaus-on-Sea
LeaderThe Spanner
Faithpeischism

Currencypie
Animalweasel

The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Spanner with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.994 billion Nukls-Andwiczians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shytehaus-on-Sea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nukls-Andwiczian economy, worth an astonishing 19,036 trillion pies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 595,011 pies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,522,680 per year while the poor average 46,377, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Nukls-Andwicz's national animal is the weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is peischism.

Nukls-Andwicz is ranked 269,652nd in the world and 1,270th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.18 crimes per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdHighest Economic Output: 109thLargest Insurance Industry: 119thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 137thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138thLargest Black Market: 161stHighest Average Incomes: 170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 192ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 194thSafest: 240thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 287thLowest Crime Rates: 326thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 558thMost Avoided: 702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 771stLargest Governments: 878thMost Corrupt Governments: 938thLargest Retail Industry: 1,069thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,305thFattest Citizens: 1,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,476thMost Patriotic: 1,918thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,361stMost Influential: 2,369thLargest Populations: 2,448thTop
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Nudest: 4,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,515thRudest Citizens: 4,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,411thMost Efficient Economies: 7,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,062ndMost Conservative: 8,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,677thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,302ndMost Secular: 21,183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,811thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,999thMost Developed: 26,842nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 61st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Nukls-Andwicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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