Population | 12 million |
Currency | wave |
Animal | trout |
The Colony of Nuke Harbor is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12 million Nuke Harborians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.
The Nuke Harborian economy, worth 501 billion waves a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,782 waves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Education and welfare spending are on the rise, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuke Harbor's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Nuke Harbor is ranked 201,908th in the world and 5th in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor for Most Conservative, scoring 46.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nuke Harbor's influence in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Nuke Harbor's influence in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Nuke Harbor's influence in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Nuke Harbor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Nuke Harbor, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Nuke Harbor altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Nuke Harbor, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
- : Following new legislation in Nuke Harbor, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in Nuke Harbor, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Nuke Harbor, rare steaks seem even bluer now.