The Colony of Nuke Harbor is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 136 million Nuke Harborians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Nuke Harborian economy, worth 5.68 trillion waves a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,782 waves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuke Harbor's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Nuke Harbor is ranked 201,047^th in the world and 8^th in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,671.46 Standard Monetary Units.