|Capital||Something other than|
|Leader||David S Pumpkins|
The Dictatorship of Nug Life is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David S Pumpkins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.482 billion Nug Lifeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something other than. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nug Lifean economy, worth 499 trillion Jarvonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,181 Jarvonas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Nug Life' is a smash hit, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Manateeball fields, meat-eating is frowned upon, and entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nug Life's national animal is the Manatee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Republic of Elder Realms.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Manateeball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Nug Life' is a smash hit.
- : Nug Life was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Nug Life at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Following new legislation in Nug Life, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
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