The Dominion of Nuevo San Miguel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ruy Lopez with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 1.821 billion Nuevo San Miguelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Nuevo San Miguel. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nuevo San Miguelian economy, worth 158 trillion US Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,073 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, Nuevo San Miguel is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo San Miguel's national animal is the Tayra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nuevo San Miguel is ranked 151,888^th in the world and 207^th in The Union of Democratic States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.