The Dominion of Nuevo San Miguel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ruy Lopez with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The democratic, devout population of 1.815 billion Nuevo San Miguelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Nuevo San Miguel. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nuevo San Miguelian economy, worth 153 trillion US Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,773 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, Nuevo San Miguel is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo San Miguel's national animal is the Tayra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nuevo San Miguel is ranked 34,699^th in the world and 92^nd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,696.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.