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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,765th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,808th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,873rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Who wants a burrito?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nuevo Burrito

Population628 million

Currencyburrito
Animalparrot

The Most Serene Republic of Nuevo Burrito is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 628 million Nuevo Burritoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nuevo Burritoan economy, worth 65.5 trillion burritoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,255 burritoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the Nuevo Burrito City Film Festival recently voted 'Nuevo Burritoan Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Burrito's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuevo Burrito is ranked 156,340th in the world and 252nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -110.39 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,765thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,808thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,873rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,916thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,922ndMost Pacifist: 5,101stNicest Citizens: 5,104thHighest Drug Use: 5,424thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,668thSafest: 7,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,399thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,670thMost Inclusive: 8,754thMost Influential: 10,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,018thBest Weather: 12,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,749thMost Cultured: 13,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,729thHealthiest Citizens: 14,945thMost Developed: 15,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,294thSmartest Citizens: 16,632nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, the Nuevo Burrito City Film Festival recently voted 'Nuevo Burritoan Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Nuevo Burrito's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Nuevo Burrito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, most ambassadors from Nuevo Burrito retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Nuevo Burrito's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuevo Burrito, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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