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Highest Crime Rates: 3,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,423rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,051st
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Nudist People of Tuvalu

Population220 million


The Colony of Nudist People of Tuvalu is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 220 million Nudist People of Tuvaluans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong Nudist People of Tuvaluan economy, worth 6.90 trillion Skins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 31,365 Skins, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, artists are pillars of society, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nudist People of Tuvalu's national animal is the E-Girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nudist People of Tuvalu is ranked 200,323rd in the world and 8,176th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 7.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,423rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,051stFattest Citizens: 8,201stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,081stTop
Most Armed: 11,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,086thHighest Drug Use: 14,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,345thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,918thMost Influential: 15,451stMost Politically Free: 19,553rd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionFattest Citizens: 261st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 276th in the regionMost Armed: 293rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 421st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 456th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 467th in the regionRudest Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Politically Free: 543rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 804th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 814th in the regionMost Cultured: 832nd in the region

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