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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 113thLargest Insurance Industry: 139th
The Confederate Corporations of
Corporate Bordello
We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.131 billion

LeaderPhilosopher Cody

CurrencyGold Bar Credit

The Confederate Corporations of Nucular is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Philosopher Cody with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.131 billion Nucularians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fusion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nucularian economy, worth a remarkable 6,032 trillion Gold Bar Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 398,709 Gold Bar Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,237,091 per year while the poor average 10,843, a ratio of 298 to 1.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Nucular of supplying extremist groups, movie references are legally admissible in court, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nucular's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nucular is ranked 965th in the world and 62nd in Lazarus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 298.52 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 113thLargest Insurance Industry: 139thLargest Gambling Industry: 161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 263rdRudest Citizens: 263rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 278thMost Avoided: 334thLargest Mining Sector: 334thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 384thFattest Citizens: 426thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 466thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 501stMost Armed: 501stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 688thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 701stHighest Average Incomes: 954thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 965thHighest Crime Rates: 1,024thLargest Retail Industry: 1,271stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,594thHighest Economic Output: 1,799thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,081stMost Influential: 2,531stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,047thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,478thNudest: 7,774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,810thTop
Most Secular: 13,791stLargest Black Market: 14,993rdLargest Populations: 19,447th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 62nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 196th in the regionNudest: 292nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 294th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 336th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 431st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477th in the regionLargest Populations: 510th in the regionMost Stationary: 595th in the regionLargest Black Market: 655th in the regionMost Secular: 738th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Nucular of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Philosopher Cody is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 108 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Custadia, Aigania, Burning Pants, Winx club, Mainze, Aleckandor, Courlany, Dhan, Nova Zemlya, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Marcellinople, Aaecilia, Auralon, Bobs raider puppet, Ashoy, Darkium, Guiness Freaks, Hajima, Leonism, 1482, Devinsburg, Silver Minner, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Highchii, The Salvation States, Darcaethir, The Islands of Colwell, Cyrilla, Denado, State of Cascadia, Nord Gronland, Issrak-om, TypoTech, Burikinia, Arkanik, Flurf, Skin Nation The Second, Port Flynt, Darqas, Tinbo, Kamikaze89, Caybow, Imperial Saber, Debussy, Lowelian, Chryspolis, Vlawarkay, Lozarius, and 58 others.Zherid, United States of Sarjania, Dotian, Xalivstonia, The United Anglo-sphere, Surd, Potted Plants United, Kunigund, Wassily Universal Rifling Company, Steel Vagabonds, The Gelseen Hegemony, Business States of America, Proletarianssss, Xiniang, Cervidaea, The Land of the Tardigrades, The Sigometh Dynasty, Democratic North Korea, Kryansk, Fazrin, KillerKahn, Cilorea, BarneyNice, Mohanj, Bedolla, Varnigodsk, Salvoknik, Fluffiness, Bhanam, Greater Gyelidor, Nimaric, Titana Drago, Carpmark, Paline, Stanians, Bucollai, Cgg507, Amosiac, Iron Alliance, New Astrail, Jabuticaba, Flasankia, Per Aryx, Narwhalsgomoo, Saint Alaric, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Fortytipper, Greater East Portage, DragonKhorse, The Free States of The North, Quetonia, Technodrake, Pepe Pip, Independent Mercury, Alf53, Calicate, Green state federation, and Agorea.