The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.666 billion NSC Puppet 94ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,087 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 94's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 94 is ranked 6,675^th in the world and 822^nd in Two for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 11,364.74 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.