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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,411thMost Primitive: 3,744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,376th
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
I have too many puppets
Influence
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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NSC Puppet 91

Population874 million

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 91 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 874 million NSC Puppet 91ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The all-consuming NSC Puppet 91ian economy, worth 58.4 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,812 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Endangered species are effective hostages against the NSC Puppet 91ian military, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied legendary, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and prison officers are bribed not to take bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 91's national animal is the legendary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NSC Puppet 91 is ranked 46,168th in the world and 463rd in Second Best Card Farm for Most Authoritarian, with 1,043.35 milliStalins.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,411thMost Primitive: 3,744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,990thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,692ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,798thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,078thMost Devout: 11,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,314thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,948thLargest Black Market: 18,817th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied legendary.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, endangered species are effective hostages against the NSC Puppet 91ian military.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 91, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.

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