The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 87 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.754 billion NSC Puppet 87ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 87ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,924 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has the power to seize property at will, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader', the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 87's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 87 is ranked 306,585^th in the world and 2,549^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 6.28 cheeks turned per day.