Population | 5.992 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 84 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.992 billion NSC Puppet 84ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 84ian economy, worth 979 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,519 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,570 per year while the poor average 44,744, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 84's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 84 is ranked 103,160th in the world and 1,779th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.9777906096 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... NSC Puppet 84ian satellites can detect it.
- : NSC Puppet 84 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.