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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,870thMost Devout: 4,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,204th
The Incorporated States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have too many puppets
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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NSC Puppet 84

Population5.992 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 84 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.992 billion NSC Puppet 84ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 84ian economy, worth 979 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,519 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,570 per year while the poor average 44,744, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 84's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 84 is ranked 103,160th in the world and 1,779th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.9777906096 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,870thMost Devout: 4,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,204thMost Efficient Economies: 6,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,366thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,770thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,229thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,643rdLargest Governments: 8,696thLargest Retail Industry: 8,996thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,016thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,947thNudest: 9,953rdMost Cultured: 10,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,756thLowest Crime Rates: 12,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,093rdLargest Black Market: 12,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,937thTop
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Most Developed: 15,648thFattest Citizens: 15,878thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,697thHighest Average Incomes: 17,792ndMost Patriotic: 19,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 29,429th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... NSC Puppet 84ian satellites can detect it.
  • : NSC Puppet 84 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 84, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.

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