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Most Devout: 1,884thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,723rdFattest Citizens: 3,019th
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NSC Puppet 79

Population7.818 billion

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Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 79 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.818 billion NSC Puppet 79ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 79ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,456 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 79's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 79 is ranked 73,546th in the world and 1,915th in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 38.85 quips per hour.

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Most Devout: 1,884thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,723rdFattest Citizens: 3,019thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,031stLargest Retail Industry: 4,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,745thMost Efficient Economies: 6,384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,724thLowest Crime Rates: 10,752ndLargest Governments: 11,390thMost Cultured: 12,579thLargest Black Market: 12,959thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,831stNudest: 16,563rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,585thHighest Economic Output: 24,857thMost Patriotic: 25,688thLargest Mining Sector: 31,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 31,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 33,670th
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Most Devout: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 161st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 203rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.

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