The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 79 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.818 billion NSC Puppet 79ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 79ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,456 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 79's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 79 is ranked 73,546th in the world and 1,915th in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 38.85 quips per hour.
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NSC Puppet 79, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
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NSC Puppet 79, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
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NSC Puppet 79, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
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NSC Puppet 79, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
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NSC Puppet 79, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
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NSC Puppet 79, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
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NSC Puppet 79, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
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NSC Puppet 79, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
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NSC Puppet 79, it's always rabbit season.
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NSC Puppet 79, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.