The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 133 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.655 billion NSC Puppet 133ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 133ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,333 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police insist that racism does not exist, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 133's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 133 is ranked 8,282^nd in the world and 181^st in Two for Largest Governments, scoring 37.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.