The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 131 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.681 billion NSC Puppet 131ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 131ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,284 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the NP1BI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, property subletting is going underground, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 131's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 131 is ranked 298,246^th in the world and 2,442^nd in Two for Most Pacifist, with 6.91 cheeks turned per day.