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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,118thMost Devout: 4,127th
The Incorporated States of
Moralistic Democracy
Fix TCALS
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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NSC70

Population5.833 billion

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Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC70 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.833 billion NSC70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC70ian economy, worth 834 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,987 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,621 per year while the poor average 40,548, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, chickens roam the streets freely, and for just a few extra cards NSC70ians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC70's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC70 is ranked 96,781st in the world and 1,149th in Two for Most Stationary, with 463.80912677308 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,148thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,118thMost Devout: 4,127thFattest Citizens: 5,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,577thLargest Retail Industry: 7,538thMost Efficient Economies: 8,048thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,689thNudest: 10,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,456thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,247thLargest Governments: 14,322ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,806thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,307thLowest Crime Rates: 17,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,203rdLargest Black Market: 20,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,652ndMost Cultured: 23,123rdLargest Mining Sector: 23,958thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,175thHighest Average Incomes: 24,964th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, for just a few extra cards NSC70ians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : NSC70 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to NSC70" on tails.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC70, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.

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