The Incorporated States of NSC27 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.497 billion NSC27ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC27ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 180,073 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sweet-toothed NSC27ians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the NSC27ian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC27's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC27 is ranked 302,293^rd in the world and 2,485^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 6.65 cheeks turned per day.