The Armed Republic of NSAA Main Puppet is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 89 million South Africans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Southern African economy, worth 4.06 trillion South African Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,596 South African Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in NSAA Main Puppet is often a lifetime appointment, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", and cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSAA Main Puppet's national animal is the Soldier.

NSAA Main Puppet is ranked 81,400^th in the world and 3^rd in South African Union for Most Patriotic, with 15.08 flags saluted per person per day.