The Republic of NS San Juan Puerto Rico is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.356 billion NS San Juan Puerto Ricans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong NS San Juan Puerto Ricoan economy, worth 478 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,293 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. NS San Juan Puerto Rico's national animal is the Coqui.

NS San Juan Puerto Rico is ranked 187,948^th in the world and 8,025^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.76 law-abiding acts per hour.