The Republic of NPCWest Florida is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 693 million NPCWest Floridans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong NPCWest Floridan economy, worth 43.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,210 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NPCWest Florida's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NPCWest Florida is ranked 216,391^st in the world and 82^nd in Republic of Conservative Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 15.79 quips per hour.