The Republic of Np 28 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.715 billion Np 28ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The all-consuming Np 28ian economy, worth 987 trillion nps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,609 nps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, third world countries are rich in "I Love Np 28 City" t-shirts, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Np 28's national animal is the np, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Np 28 is ranked 3,131^st in the world and 6^th in The Graveyard for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.87 law-abiding acts per hour.