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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 600thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,635th
The Free Land of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Pride and Industry
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Noxerus

Population13.048 billion

CapitalTarr District
LeaderJon Bazes

CurrencyNox
AnimalSnake

The Free Land of Noxerus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jon Bazes with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.048 billion Noxerans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarr District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Noxerusan economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Noxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,075 Noxes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,312,353 per year while the poor average 1,913, a ratio of 685 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, it's best not to ask what goes into Tarr District Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and Jon Bazes's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noxerus's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noxerus is ranked 11,168th in the world and 3rd in Devia for Most Stationary, with 2,188.40052997832 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 600thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,635thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,886thFattest Citizens: 2,217thMost Avoided: 2,732ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,739thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,776thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,069thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,451stLargest Retail Industry: 3,857thRudest Citizens: 5,882ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,165thMost Stationary: 11,169thMost Armed: 11,904thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,339thHighest Economic Output: 13,386thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,530thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,206thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,036thMost Secular: 21,401stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,124thHighest Average Incomes: 24,182ndMost Influential: 24,258thMost Efficient Economies: 27,906thMost Pro-Market: 27,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,720th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Noxerus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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