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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,483rd Most Conservative: 3,898th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,218th
The Glorious Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quia de futura Imperii
Influence
Eminence Grise
High Sorcerer
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Novum Pax Britannica

Population3.558 billion

CapitalSegundo London
LeaderImperator Willelmus Septimo
FaithBritannicism

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Glorious Empire of Novum Pax Britannica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Willelmus Septimo with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.558 billion Novum Pax Britannicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segundo London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The strong Novum Pax Britannican economy, worth 239 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 67,179 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weather reports simply advise Novum Pax Britannicans to 'look outside', oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Novum Pax Britannica's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Britannicism.

Novum Pax Britannica is ranked 13,125th in the world and 3rd in The Sorcerhood for Most Corrupt Governments, with 72.59 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,483rdMost Conservative: 3,898thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,218thMost Avoided: 5,886thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,835thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,125thFattest Citizens: 15,018thLargest Black Market: 16,315thMost Extreme: 16,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,847th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novum Pax Britannica, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Novum Pax Britannica, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Novum Pax Britannica, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Novum Pax Britannica, weather reports simply advise Novum Pax Britannicans to 'look outside'.
  • : Novum Pax Britannica applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Novum Pax Britannica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Novum Pax Britannica, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
  • : Novum Pax Britannica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Extreme.
  • : Novum Pax Britannica published "The IJ on Defense" (Factbook: Legislation).
  • : Following new legislation in Novum Pax Britannica, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.

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