Population | 861 million |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | eagle |
The United States of Novum Fascista Europa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 861 million Novum Fascista Europans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Novum Fascista Europan economy, worth 23.7 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,530 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, Novum Fascista Europan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novum Fascista Europa's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Novum Fascista Europa is ranked 46,074th in the world and 1st in Brusselx for Most Primitive, scoring 58.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Novum Fascista Europa's influence in Brusselx rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
- : Novum Fascista Europa proposed constructing embassies between Brusselx and ANCI3NT THVLE.
- : Novum Fascista Europa lodged a message on the Brusselx Regional Message Board.
- : Novum Fascista Europa lodged a message on the Brusselx Regional Message Board.
- : Novum Fascista Europa proposed constructing embassies between Brusselx and The Angularis.
- : Novum Fascista Europa created a new poll in Brusselx: "Is "In the Areoplane Over the Sea" actually good?".
- : Novum Fascista Europa's influence in Brusselx rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : Novum Fascista Europa lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
- : Novum Fascista Europa created a new poll in Brusselx: "Which is the best Ongezellig girl?".
- : Following new legislation in Novum Fascista Europa, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.