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The Socialist Federal Republics of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Мир под одним знаменем!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Novoroyska

Population564 million

CapitalNovgograd

CurrencyNovoroyskian Ruble
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Socialist Federal Republics of Novoroyska is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 564 million Novoroyskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgograd. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Novoroyskian economy, worth 53.5 trillion Novoroyskian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,810 Novoroyskian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novoroyska's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Novoroyska is ranked 240,205th in the world and 69th in Northern Utopia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Secular: 3,385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,354thMost Authoritarian: 5,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,346thMost Conservative: 8,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,967thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,116thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,161stLowest Crime Rates: 15,540thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,338thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,483rdSafest: 21,718thMost Extreme: 22,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 23,534th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Novoroyska's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Novoroyska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyska, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.

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