The Imperio Constitucional of Novo Wagondia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Carmen I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.78 billion Wagains hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Catalina. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wagain economy, worth a remarkable 4,095 trillion Osperitas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 230,352 Osperitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, group hugs break out during floor votes, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls. Crime is totally unknown. Novo Wagondia's national animal is the Toco Toucan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novo Wagondia is ranked 3,340^th in the world and 5^th in Empire of Andrew for Highest Poor Incomes, with 154,841.93 Standard Monetary Units.