The Império Constitucional of Novo Wagondia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HSM Emperor Edward I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.648 billion Wagains hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Catalina. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wagain economy, worth a remarkable 2,952 trillion Osperitas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,568 Osperitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime is totally unknown. Novo Wagondia's national animal is the Toco Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novo Wagondia is ranked 3,388^th in the world and 6^th in Empire of Andrew for Highest Economic Output, with 2,952 trillion Standard Monetary Units.