The Imperio Constitucional of Novo Wagondia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Carmen I with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.406 billion Wagains hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Catalina. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wagain economy, worth a remarkable 4,918 trillion Osperitas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 253,465 Osperitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Novo Wagondia's radio stations, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and glamping Wagains won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown. Novo Wagondia's national animal is the Toco Toucan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novo Wagondia is ranked 31,774^th in the world and 6^th in Empire of Andrew for Most Patriotic, with 24.73 Flags saluted per person per day.