The Império Constitucional of Novo Wagondia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HSM Emperor Edward I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.97 billion Wagains hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Catalina. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wagain economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion Osperitas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 204,035 Osperitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, artists are pillars of society, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown. Novo Wagondia's national animal is the Toco Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novo Wagondia is ranked 156,809^th in the world and 14^th in Empire of Andrew for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -23.66 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.