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Largest Agricultural Sector: 341st Most Devout: 1,802nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,467th
The Holy Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
íViva Cristo Rey!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Novo Vaticanus

Population1.854 billion

CapitalSan ┴quina
LeaderKing Alexander
FaithCatholicism

Currencypecunia
Animallamb

The Holy Kingdom of Novo Vaticanus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Alexander with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.854 billion Vaticanusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San ┴quina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaticanusian economy, worth 204 trillion pecunias a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,389 pecunias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,556 per year while the poor average 29,962, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novo Vaticanus's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Novo Vaticanus is ranked 56,680th in the world and 57th in Catholic for Highest Economic Output, with 204 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 341stTop
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Most Devout: 1,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,972ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,261stMost Cultured: 11,651stNicest Citizens: 12,261stLargest Mining Sector: 13,500thMost Influential: 14,184thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,865th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Novo Vaticanus was endorsed by The Sovereign Order of St Michael and St George.
  • : Novo Vaticanus was endorsed by The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, business leaders are mailing King Alexander forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Vaticanus, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.

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