The United Provinces of Novo Senatus et Populusque Romanus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gaius Albus Aquilinus Novilianus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.526 billion Romans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Nova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion denarios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 169,132 denarios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime is totally unknown. Novo Senatus et Populusque Romanus's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Numanism.

Novo Senatus et Populusque Romanus is ranked 140,304^th in the world and 132^nd in 21st Century Rome for Most Pro-Market, scoring 33 on the Rand Index.