The United Provinces of Novo Senatus et Populusque Romanus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Publius Novus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.953 billion Romans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Nova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion denarios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 170,223 denarios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, interest in globalism never flags, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-denario treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Novo Senatus et Populusque Romanus's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Numanism.

Novo Senatus et Populusque Romanus is ranked 1,646^th in the world and 1^st in 21st Century Rome for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,613.26 Tourists Per Hour.