The Unspeakable Horror of Novilliwit is a massive, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.493 billion Novilliwitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Novilliwitian economy, worth 43.0 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 28,805 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novilliwit's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Novilliwit is ranked 264,598th in the world and 78th in Callista for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Novilliwit lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.