The Commonwealth of Novegia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.146 billion Novegians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queningrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Novegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion boxings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,797 boxings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the endangered saltwater humpback barn owl is only seen in captivity programs, and Novegian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime is totally unknown. Novegia's national animal is the barn owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novegia is ranked 1,724^th in the world and 28^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,051.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.