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Most Authoritarian: 4,596thMost Patriotic: 7,231stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,903rd
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Workers of the world, unite!
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Novaya Ukraina

Population539 million

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBear

The People's Republic of Novaya Ukraina is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 539 million Novaya Ukrainans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Novaya Ukrainan economy, worth 19.6 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,307 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and Novaya Ukraina is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaya Ukraina's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novaya Ukraina is ranked 202,116th in the world and 12th in The Empire of Nova Roma for Safest, scoring 30.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 4,596thMost Patriotic: 7,231stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,903rdMost Conservative: 10,890thTop
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Most Devout: 15,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,022ndMost Extreme: 20,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,661stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,339th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, Novaya Ukraina is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaya Ukraina, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.

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