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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,224th Highest Crime Rates: 2,463rd Most Armed: 3,027th
The Proletarskaya Respubliki of
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The Proletarskaya Respubliki of Novaya Tselinoyarsk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prezydent Gurlukovich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.23 billion Proletariatss hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Novaya Tselinoyarskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Chervonetss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,553 Chervonetss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Novaya Tselinoyarsk's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Novaya Tselinoyarsk is ranked 55,540th in the world and 1,660th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,224thHighest Crime Rates: 2,463rdMost Armed: 3,027thFattest Citizens: 3,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,621stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,859thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,532ndMost Politically Free: 5,185thRudest Citizens: 5,807thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,843rdMost Avoided: 6,347thHighest Economic Output: 7,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,582ndTop
Largest Black Market: 9,575thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,973rdNudest: 10,628thMost Efficient Economies: 11,194thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,331stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,447thLargest Populations: 12,556thMost Cultured: 13,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,629thSmartest Citizens: 14,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,688thLargest Retail Industry: 14,912thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,307thHighest Average Incomes: 17,791st
Most Politically Free: 97th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 119th in the regionMost Armed: 136th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionFattest Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 196th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 277th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Avoided: 331st in the regionNudest: 362nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Populations: 382nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 396th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 472nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 475th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 509th in the regionLargest Black Market: 511th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 526th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 554th in the region

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