The Marksist Creatures' State of Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grypheno Gropius with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.684 billion Stalliongradiniya are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Griffonstone. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stalliongradian economy, worth 983 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 209,868 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, Max Barry is this year's Miss Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad, and Stalliongradian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad is ranked 312,000^th in the world and 64^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.