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Nudest: 2,103rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,107thMost Pacifist: 10,429th
The People's Republic of
Tyranny by Majority
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Novaja Zemija

Population162 million

CurrencyZlatyj
Animaleagle

The People's Republic of Novaja Zemija is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 162 million Novaja Zemijans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Novaja Zemijan economy, worth 6.67 trillion Zlatyjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,178 Zlatyjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, religious education is a new government priority, the Novaja Zemijan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaja Zemija's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novaja Zemija is ranked 89,482nd in the world and 896th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,322.61 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,103rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,107thTop
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Most Pacifist: 10,429thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,304thSafest: 18,545thMost Politically Free: 19,594thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,686th
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Nudest: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th in the regionMost Politically Free: 109th in the regionMost Primitive: 143rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 207th in the regionFattest Citizens: 213th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Novaja Zemija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 5% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, the Novaja Zemijan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Novaja Zemija, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.

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