by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 1,800thMost Income Equality: 3,005thMost Conservative: 5,467th
The New Shared Thing of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Slava Novieji Vieti Dielienieji!
PervonaÁ„dlen «eln
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Novaja Vietj Dielienaja

Population646 million



The New Shared Thing of Novaja Vietj Dielienaja is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 646 million Novi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novwgord. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Novyj„ Vieti Dielienyj„ economy, worth 15.4 trillion grivenas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,885 grivenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaja Vietj Dielienaja's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Novaja Vietj Dielienaja is ranked 16,225th in the world and 5th in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 31.81 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Authoritarian: 1,800thMost Income Equality: 3,005thMost Conservative: 5,467thMost Extreme: 7,195thTop
Most Primitive: 16,190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,225th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

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