Population | 4.325 billion |
Capital | Williamstown |
Leader | His Royal Majesty the King Banastre III |
Faith | Apotheosism |
Currency | Hira |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Glorious Dominion of Nova Secta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty the King Banastre III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.325 billion Saescians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Williamstown. The average income tax rate is 47.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Saescian economy, worth 740 trillion Hiras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 171,258 Hiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate. Crime is totally unknown. Nova Secta's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apotheosism.
Nova Secta is ranked 20,883rd in the world and 2nd in Teremara for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,002.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, it is said that a Saescian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, protestors are soaking piles of Hiras in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, Saescian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in
Nova Secta, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.