The Parliamentary Monarchy of Nova Mazstein is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Alexsandersson I with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.161 billion Mazsteinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gethsemane. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mazsteinian economy, worth 563 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 109,180 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government would rather execute a hundred innocent men than let one guilty one appeal a verdict, tourists visit Nova Mazstein to mass-moon Mazsteinian politicians, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Mazstein's national animal is the white wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nova Mazstein is ranked 63,665^th in the world and 145^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Secular, with 19.97 Atheism Rate.