The Constitucional Kingdom of Nova Escocia britanica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Willam Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.431 billion Plebes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Escocia britanican economy, worth 213 trillion Novo francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,982 Novo francoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, Prime Minister Willam Joseph can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Escocia britanica's national animal is the Camelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholichism Roman.

Nova Escocia britanica is ranked 266,676^th in the world and 1,116^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.