by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 3,899thNudest: 7,191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,420th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Workers of the World Unite!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nova Blyatistan

Population1.087 billion

CapitalNova 3

CurrencyDoge
AnimalAardvark

The Rogue Nation of Nova Blyatistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.087 billion Blyatistanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova 3. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nova Blyatistanian economy, worth 138 trillion Doges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,099 Doges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the NBBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Blyatistan's national animal is the Aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Blyatistan is ranked 92,658th in the world and 3,225th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Secular: 3,899thNudest: 7,191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,432ndNicest Citizens: 7,907thMost Armed: 7,948thMost Inclusive: 8,424thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,688thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,511thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,413thHighest Food Quality: 14,417thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,481stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,991stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,865thMost Cultured: 19,073rdLargest Governments: 19,141stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,276thMost Developed: 22,689thHighest Average Incomes: 22,898thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,932ndLongest Average Lifespans: 25,334thLowest Crime Rates: 25,842nd
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Most Secular: 124th in the regionMost Armed: 148th in the regionNudest: 154th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 249th in the regionNicest Citizens: 266th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 287th in the regionMost Inclusive: 289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 323rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 368th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 386th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 414th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 425th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 449th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 454th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionLargest Governments: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 569th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 585th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 599th in the regionMost Developed: 608th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 718th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 756th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 771st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 820th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 843rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 877th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 881st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 974th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, the NBBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, Leader's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Nova Blyatistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Nova Blyatistan changed its national animal to "Aardvark", its currency to "Doge", and its motto to "Workers of the World Unite!".
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Nova Blyatistan, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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