The Rogue Nation of Nova Blyatistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.087 billion Blyatistanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova 3. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nova Blyatistanian economy, worth 138 trillion Doges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,099 Doges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the NBBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Blyatistan's national animal is the Aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Blyatistan is ranked 92,658^th in the world and 3,225^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.