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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,387th Fattest Citizens: 8,397th
The Valencian Falangist State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
My hand directs what hands direct all
Konstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Nova Blarazia

Population2.7 billion

LeaderKonstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII
FaithImperial Cult


The Valencian Falangist State of Nova Blarazia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Konstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.7 billion Nova Blarazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavicha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The strong Nova Blarazian economy, worth 179 trillion Caelimarks a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 66,423 Caelimarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Nova Blarazia in search of Novaks. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Blarazia's national animal is the Novak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Nova Blarazia is ranked 37,694th in the world and 40th in Despotic Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,198.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,387thTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,397th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the region

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