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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,272nd Most Primitive: 10,331st Fattest Citizens: 12,052nd
The Grand Imperial Dominions of
Father Knows Best State
My hand directs what hands direct all
Konstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII
Founder / Interim Attorney General
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Nova Blarazia

Population1.634 billion

LeaderKonstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII
FaithImperial Cult


The Grand Imperial Dominions of Nova Blarazia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Konstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.634 billion Nova Blarazians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavicha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The Nova Blarazian economy, worth 97.9 trillion Caelimarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,910 Caelimarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, Novaks with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Blarazia's national animal is the Novak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Nova Blarazia is ranked 119,296th in the world and 3rd in International Cooperative Sphere for Most Influential, scoring 32 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,272ndTop
Most Primitive: 10,331stFattest Citizens: 12,052nd

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