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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,587th Most Primitive: 7,888th Fattest Citizens: 10,192nd
The Unidos Republica of
Father Knows Best State
My hand directs what hands direct all
Konstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII
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Nova Blarazia

Population2.34 billion

LeaderKonstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII
FaithImperial Cult


The Unidos Republica of Nova Blarazia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Konstantanine Caelius Blazarzius XII with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.34 billion Nova Blarazians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavicha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The Nova Blarazian economy, worth 140 trillion Caelimarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,910 Caelimarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, Novaks with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Blarazia's national animal is the Novak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Nova Blarazia is ranked 119,694th in the world and 247th in The Western Isles for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.89 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,587thTop
Most Primitive: 7,888thFattest Citizens: 10,192nd
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Fattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Primitive: 27th in the region

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