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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,050thLargest Mining Sector: 2,026thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,329th
The Empire Ruled by a goddess of
Iron Fist Consumerists
for we shall show our place as human
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population691 million



The Empire Ruled by a goddess of NOVA-Gallia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 691 million NOVA-Gallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The powerhouse NOVA-Gallian economy, worth 71.1 trillion Francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,875 Francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 391,045 per year while the poor average 18,766, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

The Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, glassy-eyed NOVA-Gallian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. NOVA-Gallia's national animal is the Leprechaun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NOVA-Gallia is ranked 5,291st in the world and 175th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 1,153.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,050thLargest Mining Sector: 2,026thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,329thMost Avoided: 3,507thFattest Citizens: 4,405thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,096thNudest: 5,291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,213thMost Devout: 6,776thMost Authoritarian: 9,987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,475thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,122ndMost Conservative: 11,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,855thLargest Black Market: 13,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,585thHighest Crime Rates: 21,645th
Largest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 58th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 159th in the regionNudest: 175th in the regionMost Devout: 191st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 304th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 329th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 352nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 354th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 457th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 473rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 503rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 651st in the regionMost Conservative: 678th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 697th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 728th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 895th in the region

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