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Highest Crime Rates: 986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,054thFattest Citizens: 1,057th
The Technocratic Vanguard of
Left-Leaning College State
Notre Volonté est Notre Force.
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Nouvelle-Floride

Population2.338 billion

CapitalSaint-Barthélemy
FaithState Atheism

Currencyfranc
AnimalFlamingo

The Technocratic Vanguard of Nouvelle-Floride is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed population of 2.338 billion Florideans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Barthélemy. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 476 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,006 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 130,687th in the world and 2nd in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 449.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,054thFattest Citizens: 1,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,123rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,165thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,171stHighest Drug Use: 1,346thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,375thMost Armed: 1,400thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,496thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,825thMost Avoided: 2,064thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,458thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,599thLargest Mining Sector: 5,862ndRudest Citizens: 5,978thMost Efficient Economies: 6,091stHighest Average Incomes: 6,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,361stLargest Black Market: 7,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,191stMost Inclusive: 8,228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,445thNudest: 9,692ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,027thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,767thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,770thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,074th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nouvelle-Floride changed the regional password in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Nouvelle-Floride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, torture is illegal.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride's influence in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, concussed Flamingoball players cannot remember their lineup position.

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