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Highest Crime Rates: 1,013thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,060thFattest Citizens: 1,101st
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Nouvelle-Floride

Population1.983 billion

CapitalSaint-Barthélemy
FaithState Atheism

Currencyfranc
AnimalFlamingo

The Technocratic Vanguard of Nouvelle-Floride is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 1.983 billion Florideans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Barthélemy. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 399 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,421 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 240,418th in the world and 4th in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,013thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,060thFattest Citizens: 1,101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,230thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,289thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,341stHighest Drug Use: 1,353rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thMost Armed: 1,445thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,774thMost Avoided: 2,082ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,372ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,483rdMost Influential: 2,670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,641stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,082ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,998thMost Efficient Economies: 6,199thHighest Average Incomes: 6,517thRudest Citizens: 6,520thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,547thLargest Mining Sector: 7,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,802ndLargest Black Market: 8,670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,053rdMost Inclusive: 9,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,230thNudest: 9,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,677thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,070thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,816thSmartest Citizens: 15,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,057th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.

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