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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 356thHighest Drug Use: 1,347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,385th
The Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Notre Volonté est Notre Force.
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Sprat
Civil Rights
Frightening
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Frightening
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Nouvelle-Floride

Population945 million

CapitalSaint-Barthélemy
LeaderLouis Barrande

Currencyfranc
AnimalFlamingo

The Republic of Nouvelle-Floride is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Louis Barrande with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 945 million Florideans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Barthélemy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 132 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 140,051 francs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 765,477 per year while the poor average 13,099, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 15,912th in the world and 737th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 140,051.52 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 356thHighest Drug Use: 1,347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,385thHighest Crime Rates: 1,497thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,536thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,801stFattest Citizens: 1,828thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,729thMost Avoided: 2,995thMost Influential: 3,103rdMost Armed: 3,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,453rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,660thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,667thLargest Retail Industry: 4,813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,846thNudest: 9,901stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,012thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,518thMost Efficient Economies: 12,845thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,960thLargest Mining Sector: 14,157thMost Extreme: 14,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,177thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,662ndMost Pro-Market: 15,704thHighest Average Incomes: 15,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,367thMost Inclusive: 19,014thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,536th
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Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 46th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rd in the regionMost Avoided: 93rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 103rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 218th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 232nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 253rd in the regionMost Extreme: 303rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 317th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 328th in the regionNudest: 359th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 427th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 560th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 574th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 650th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 692nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 737th in the regionMost Influential: 844th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 889th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 904th in the region

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