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Most Devout: 4,743rd Most Authoritarian: 11,123rd Most Primitive: 12,274th
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace is Boring.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Nouveau Quebecois

Population135 million

AnimalSnow Owl

The Most Serene Republic of Nouveau Quebecois is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 135 million Québécoise are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Québécois economy, worth 6.89 trillion Livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,071 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouveau Quebecois's national animal is the Snow Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nouveau Quebecois is ranked 38,752nd in the world and 20th in Farkasfalka for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,671.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Devout: 4,743rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,123rdMost Primitive: 12,274thMost Conservative: 14,643rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the region

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