The Free Land of Nottinhaps is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.455 billion Nottinhapsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinhapsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 213,662 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The true length of the coastline of Nottinhaps may never be measured, parking's carefree without parking car fees, the Nottinhapsian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Nottinhaps's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nottinhaps is ranked 1,833^rd in the world and 17^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,527.2 Tourists Per Hour.