The Free Land of Nottinhaps is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.584 billion Nottinhapsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinhapsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 185,290 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Nottinhaps's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexualism.

Nottinhaps is ranked 167,328^th in the world and 351^st in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -464.08 on the Hayek Index.