The Free Land of Nottinhaps is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.033 billion Nottinhapsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinhapsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 213,768 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and Animal is one of the most popular forenames in Nottinhaps. Crime is totally unknown. Nottinhaps's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nottinhaps is ranked 48,630^th in the world and 101^st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 283.57202684712 Days.