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Most Inclusive: 1,449th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,647th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,848th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
ˇViva la revolución!
Leader
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nottinhaps

Population8.584 billion

CapitalNowhere
FaithHomosexualism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalAnimal

The Free Land of Nottinhaps is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.584 billion Nottinhapsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinhapsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 185,290 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Nottinhaps's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexualism.

Nottinhaps is ranked 167,328th in the world and 351st in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -464.08 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Inclusive: 1,449thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,647thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,848thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,916thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,932ndNicest Citizens: 2,168thMost Developed: 2,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,458thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,667thMost Pacifist: 2,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,932ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,966thSmartest Citizens: 3,165thBest Weather: 3,198thHealthiest Citizens: 3,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,503rdLargest Governments: 3,615thMost Influential: 4,419thMost Efficient Economies: 4,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,086thMost Cultured: 5,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,337thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,086thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,848thHighest Average Incomes: 7,243rdHighest Economic Output: 7,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,446thTop
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Most Secular: 9,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,016thMost Stationary: 10,958thSafest: 11,735thMost Income Equality: 12,837th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nottinhaps was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Nottinhaps, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Nottinhaps lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Nottinhaps lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.

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