Population | 4.947 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | porpoise |
The Republic of Notmakasta-1 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.947 billion Notmakasta-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.
The thriving Notmakasta-1ian economy, worth 397 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,251 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,368 per year while the poor average 7,665, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.
Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, people who have lived their entire lives in Notmakasta-1 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Notmakasta-1's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Notmakasta-1 is ranked 199,824th in the world and 1,858th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.39 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Notmakasta-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, people who have lived their entire lives in Notmakasta-1 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, builders across Notmakasta-1 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.