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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,897th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Notmakasta-1

Population4.947 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalporpoise

The Republic of Notmakasta-1 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.947 billion Notmakasta-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The thriving Notmakasta-1ian economy, worth 397 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,251 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,368 per year while the poor average 7,665, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, people who have lived their entire lives in Notmakasta-1 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Notmakasta-1's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Notmakasta-1 is ranked 199,824th in the world and 1,858th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,897thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18,591stMost Cultured: 27,997thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,867thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,233rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 153rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 328th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 359th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 447th in the regionNudest: 511th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 750th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 792nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 796th in the regionMost Patriotic: 854th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Notmakasta-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, people who have lived their entire lives in Notmakasta-1 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, builders across Notmakasta-1 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Notmakasta-1, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.

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