The Capitalistic Federation of Notaxlan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Johnny Currency with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-working, devout population of 1.064 billion Notaxlanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tax City. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Notaxlanian economy, worth 94.9 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,178 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the government's official stance on scientific inquiry is 'there's no question so big that it can't be ignored', and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Notaxlan's national animal is the goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Notaxlan is ranked 38,099^th in the world and 2^nd in Galatolia for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.