The Republic of Not Zazumo is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.471 billion Not Zazumoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Not Zazumoan economy, worth 194 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,895 Gold Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Zazumo's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Not Zazumo's influence in Crystal Falls fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Not Zazumo's influence in Crystal Falls rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Not Zazumo's influence in Crystal Falls rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Not Zazumo's influence in Crystal Falls rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Not Zazumo relocated from Birb to Crystal Falls.
- : Not Zazumo applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Not Zazumo's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Not Zazumo relocated from UPPERCUT to Birb.
- : Not Zazumo's influence in UPPERCUT rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Not Zazumo's influence in UPPERCUT rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".