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Most Armed: 3,218th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,196th
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Not Zazumo

Population3.471 billion

CurrencyGold Dragon
AnimalDire Wolf

The Republic of Not Zazumo is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.471 billion Not Zazumoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Not Zazumoan economy, worth 194 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,895 Gold Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Zazumo's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Not Zazumo is ranked 28,886th in the world and 1st in Crystal Falls for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.47 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Armed: 3,218thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,196th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the region

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