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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 834thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,505thMost Developed: 9,502nd
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Not Xav

Population5.818 billion

LeaderClement Attlee
FaithChurch of England

CurrencyBritish Pound Sterling

The United Kingdom of Not Xav is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Clement Attlee with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.818 billion Britons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 790 trillion British Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,818 British Pound Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,585 per year while the poor average 33,110, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, rumor has it that Clement Attlee has won three lotteries in a row, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Xav's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of England.

Not Xav is ranked 131,742nd in the world and 48th in The Roleplay Chessboard for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 169.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 834thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,505thMost Developed: 9,502ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,473rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,981stLargest Governments: 12,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,474thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,051stSmartest Citizens: 15,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,723rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,803rdHighest Economic Output: 21,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,075th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the region

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