The Holy Empire of Not Spynualia is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 26 million Not Spynualians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Not Spynualian economy, worth 1.59 trillion vokhs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,280 vokhs, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, military spending is on the increase, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Not Spynualia's national animal is the Spynua snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Not Spynualia is ranked 136,740^th in the world and 17^th in Imperial World Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 28.84 quips per hour.