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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,408thMost Authoritarian: 16,266thMost Conservative: 18,281st
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ferns have fronds
Influence
Superpower
Founder / Fern
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Not Doge Land 1

Population3.017 billion

CapitalFern City
LeaderFern I
FaithFernism

Currencyfern coin
Animalmoving fern

The Holy Empire of Not Doge Land 1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fern I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.017 billion ferns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fern City. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient a fern economy, worth 140 trillion fern coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,430 fern coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Doge Land 1's national animal is the moving fern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fernism.

Not Doge Land 1 is ranked 84,763rd in the world and 2nd in Fern for Fattest Citizens, with 11.98 Obesity Rate.

Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,408thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 16,266thMost Conservative: 18,281stMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,646th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Not Doge Land 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Not Doge Land 1 appointed The Commonwealth of Wikipedian as kl.wikipedia.org with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Fern.
  • : Not Doge Land 1 proposed constructing embassies between Fern and Doge Land.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Doge Land 1, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Not Doge Land 1, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Doge Land 1, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Doge Land 1, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Doge Land 1, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Not Doge Land 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Not Doge Land 1's influence in Fern fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

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