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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,896thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,081stBest Weather: 24,106th
The Democratic Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Not An Asylum

Population1.699 billion


The Democratic Republic of Not An Asylum is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.699 billion Not An Asylumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The very strong Not An Asylumian economy, worth 85.4 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,249 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not An Asylum's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Not An Asylum is ranked 34,285th in the world and 469th in Artificial Solar System for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.51 Whatever.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,896thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,081stBest Weather: 24,106th
Best Weather: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 151st in the regionNicest Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 328th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 381st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 469th in the region

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